Dont Drink and Derive

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
-Phil Pastoret

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
Albert Einstein

Math and Alcohol Don’t Mix.
Don’t Drink and Derive.

4 Comments Add yours

  1. JUST DRINK …….dont derive…:)

  2. Moli says:

    ha ha. . level yaar

  3. sansmerci says:

    i ve blogrolled u in 🙂

  4. Priya says:

    Nice 🙂 I like the first one in particular..

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