The Ideal son

I am having a lovely time with my mom who is  staying with me for a few days.We have many topics of discussion but somehow all of them converge to one point, the final destination, the one aim in mother’s life , marriage. The saying goes,”Marriages are made in heaven.” but they are executed by mothers.
So these  are a few problems in my life as per her :
1.)I can’t tell whether a T shirt is dirty [The fact that most of the guys use their smelling sense for such critical issues.] and when i tell her this  she just gives up on me.
2)My type of music, my habits of sleeping , the food i eat , my work timings , the places i go for trekking,  can all be summed up to being devilish.
3) I have the dirtiest room in the world . [I hope  my friends who have been to my clean room can understand my pain.]
4) I don’t have a goal in life and I am mentally deranged.
5) I am the most careless , selfish antisocial creature on the planet earth.

6)Football is the game of ruffians.

Remarkably she has a solution for all this.An arrangement can be made where someone would intrude in your private space and change the course of your life. 
Good thing : It has given her a time to understand me and i have bought at least 3 more years of freedom left for me.

7 Comments Add yours

  1. aniket says:

    Ha ha ha!!! Shaadi ki baat karta hoon aunty se!The 5 problems are awesome!

  2. Abhinav says:

    @ anand : Ek baar baat to kar teri to waise hi lag chuki hai

  3. bhale says:

    God level header dudeWaise, I think you should tell her about your earlier romantic indulgences. She would then understand your personality better.

  4. Abhinav says:

    @bhale :New header , happiness mode

  5. Bacchi bahut khus lag raha hain 🙂 The 5 problems as you already know are not your personal one. Every mom has that with every son :PPS : BTW I have bought at-least 7 years from my parents 🙂

  6. Moli says:

    ha ha ha .. 'executed by mothers', sahi kaha dost … I love your header btw

  7. Abhinav says:

    @Moli and Bhale:Ya the header reminds me of the good days

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