I am having a lovely time with my mom who is staying with me for a few days.We have many topics of discussion but somehow all of them converge to one point, the final destination, the one aim in mother’s life , marriage. The saying goes,”Marriages are made in heaven.” but they are executed by mothers.
So these are a few problems in my life as per her :
1.)I can’t tell whether a T shirt is dirty [The fact that most of the guys use their smelling sense for such critical issues.] and when i tell her this she just gives up on me.
2)My type of music, my habits of sleeping , the food i eat , my work timings , the places i go for trekking, can all be summed up to being devilish.
3) I have the dirtiest room in the world . [I hope my friends who have been to my clean room can understand my pain.]
4) I don’t have a goal in life and I am mentally deranged.
5) I am the most careless , selfish antisocial creature on the planet earth.
6)Football is the game of ruffians.
Remarkably she has a solution for all this.An arrangement can be made where someone would intrude in your private space and change the course of your life.
Good thing : It has given her a time to understand me and i have bought at least 3 more years of freedom left for me.